two days ago i got my thumb stuck in a wheelchair's wheel and we had to call the fire department to saw it out! nah. just kidding. i saved everyone the trouble and yanked it out myself. blame it on those reflexes. anyway it is still a lil swollen and it hurts like ... like when your thumb gets stuck in a wheelchair's wheel. MANN.
so, i got lectured many many times t'day by daddy. tim too. as in, he got lectured. scolded, more like. whatever. now there's no TV ! goodness. actually we can just plug it in anytime we want, but COMMON SENSE, PPL! if i do that he'd hafta smash the TV to stop us from watching it. that'd be like, badder. to think tt i prayed for a good day this morning. let's see, swollen finger, no TV, and more school work (reason i got scolded). maybe it's good in some way, like when paul was caught in tt storm but in the end he .... what happend? forget it. in everything give thanks, babeh! thank God for the weather. (tt sounds desperate. i'm doing my best.)
was so bored just now i vented all my anger and fury into a - mop. so constructive right? no, tim isn't dead with a mop in his mouth ... i mopped the floor lah. multiple times, infact. i just mopped and mopped and squeezed and bent and opped until my arms ACHED. like, the floor. it's like mirror now.
granny's so facinated my bran. you know what i'm facinated by? the way she sneezes so hard she farts out huge balls of toxic air with tremendous sounds of sheer horrorrrrrrr.. like, arhHOOOOEW, PWAAAAAAAART!~. yeah. she humms the whole day long, talks to bran, talks about stupid short nurses in the dialysis centre getting pregnant b4 they're married. typical peranakan gossip lah. oh and she thinks the male nurse there is proposing to her or sth.. lols. she's almost deaf so she turns the radio on super loud and scolds it when she's at a news channel or sth.. she says in malay, talk talk talk lah.. talk wad lah. not shiok. this orang puteh channel. i tell you ah, (me doing ssku work) friday song good lahh. you know wad time? 9pm! 9pm good! !@%&^&%$%&^(&. talk talk talk.
NO TEEVEEEEEEEEE .... AHHHHHHHHHH!
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