i started a new subject. ART! *rejoices.* gonna help aunty susan with some props-making for some skit later. it involves spray paint, so i hope i don't kill anyone. still toiling over music .. and every other subject i have. BOO.


my daddy shaved bran again and i trimmed his face hair. really saving money now. LOL. trimmed isn't really the right word. more like CHOPPED! wahahaha. so fun. better han barbie doll's hair. :D but in the end i got a neckache and a bad itch all over my body cause the tiny bits of fur got into EVERYWHERE AND EVERYTHING. praise to dog groomers, and sorry for affecting your business. i will withstand all itch to save the precious $45 we cough up everytime you groom bran. HMPH. anyway bran misses lulu the groomer. he's depressed and heartbroken and afraid to love ever again. HAHA. how i think so far right.


so many plays i wanna watch but NO MONEY. :( my daddy keep telling me to marry a rich hubby. then he say he'll advertise in newspaper for me. then tim was talking abt the rich doctor tt did his braces and invented two kinds of braces and my dad said, " wah. must go and find out whether he got any son or daughter." then i said, " yalorrr."

i shall go daydream now.

i am all better. right now i'm doing my music. i gotta memorize all these classical songs and match them to their composers, so, it's quite hard. i always get so pissed off to see how tim dos this memory music math smartness work with such ease and i'm slaughting my heart out trying to be smart and pass tests. AUGH. i'm so dumb. God, please give me brains! :(

my neck pain now cause i've been bent over my desk for so long. PITY MEEE.


hey the sky is yellow now. so cool.

EEEEEEEEE. i'm still sick. with a different and worse ailment. it's. THE OPPOSITE OF CONSTIPATION. *weeps.* i think i'm gonna send another toilet bowl to it's grave, not because i'm gonna destroy it but because it's gonna commit suicide. I"M SORRY, T-BOWL! the emotional trauma. very sad, i'm going toilet every 15 mins lar. you know what's the most grosse part? THE SOUND HOR, I TELL YOU AH V... .. just kidding. this is a G rated site. then again i've already grossed all of you out.


H E L P. :(

lunch with my buds is funny funny stuff. especially if we go into a train after walking miles [exaggerating] in the blazing heat of singapore. our warped and spazzy faces were witnessed by the unfortunate crown in a train from bishan to yishun.


BEFORE ALL THAT, lunch was okay. we couldn't make up our minds where to eat, me sher and birthday girl raye.we asked raye to choose where she wanted to eat and she slowly drifted to the toilet. :| so it was mos burger or long john. in the end we went to long john. had weird, drippy food and talked more than we ate. fun stuff. scaled the whole J8 and dragged shermaine [poor thing] into all the make up shops and dawdled and tested and laughed and knocked down things and drooled and went home. on the train someone must have let out laughing gas lar, for we threw a horrible laughing fit ALL AT ONCE. it was the kind where your whole face puckers up and you start crunching at the stomach and gasping .... hokayy... s-htop ... st-hopp...
and i was utterly embarrassed, but it was fun. i'm just glad timmy wasn't there with his camera.
HAPPY DAY!

this is my aunt. today there was a special delivery from her. STUFF FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER. woots! she just came back from australia. so kool. i got a pack of huge gummies and a tee shirt and a coaster with a shih tzu (bran's breed) on it. *big smilee* happy happy. i'm still coughig my lungs out, though. : 

this is how i feel today. BLEAH. headache, stomach ache, back ache, eye ache, toe ache, nail ache, ah i tell you. oh ya the one i hate most = SORE THROAT. [complain queeen.] i hate being sick. sniffs.
 

i'm sick. again. yes. bad immunity syst. :( anyway i left my towel on the floor and bran got a hold of it.


 

special dinner! we went japanese yesterday. my parents should join iron chef.

 

my dress. oh beloved. 

let us isolate some funny things that happened on SUNDAY.

1) raye and i were marking attendance. mrs sng comes in and asks me how my dress fits. i say nicely. she turns and tell raye : agnes got a sexy dresss. haha.

*shockified*

2) i brought some kids down to the vending machine. they went crazy and played with the buttons. abigail puts in her money earnestly wanting a good drink and suddenly a red bull drops out. all th kids say :WHAT'S THIS. and ZY says: who bought red bull? and i say: ... AIYAH. in the end bro. dan hadda drink it.

3) there were 3 extra packs of lunch left at pemimpin so my mom and i stayed to eat. i had a fried bullseye egg in my pack and when i flipped it over THERE WAS A FREAKIN' HAIR EMBEDDED IN THE EGG! and it wasn't just any hair. it was. how shall i put it. short and curly. GOODNESS. i almost wanted to sue the hawker. not headhair curly. zigzag weirdness curly. imagine the rest. i have notthe guts to imagine where the hair came from.

 

raye came ver on the same day tim went to get the last two teeth yanked out. he hadda drink old ppl milk suppliment (spelling?) because he could't chew food. HA. we had a goood laugh. kodak momento! we watched hmong vids that day after shopping. :))

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNTY SUSAN!

 

got the pics loaded up. well, some lah. this was when tim's first two precious second teeth were yankd out of their gummy crib. oww.

YESTERDAYDAYDAY

SG last nite was okay. OKAY. the lesson bro. CJ taught was about marriage. he said good preperation for me. erm. lets change the subject, shall we. AWKWARDNESS.
so them lil kiddies came once more. ongs, neos, lau (only marcus). shermine's taking her HSK chinese exam today! omgosh all the best. anyway she stayed home last nite to make sure she slept early since the test is SO EARLY in the morning.
the kids played this game where they have a matt and they're supposed to follow instructions and do funny positions on it until they can't hold it no more. they laid out the matt in my kitchen. in the end the whole matt was crumpled up and everyone was tangled up and red-faced from the gravity defying positions. the matt was just one bunchie bundle in the middle of wailing children. so i said, "erm. anyone wanna draw?" and that settled it. no more bunchie matt.
then we celebrated aunty susan's birfdaye! (which is today.) happy b'day aunty sue!
EEE. you know smetimes there's like a huge pimple full of puss on the KNEE? yeah i have one of those. i call them puss things. (logically.) it hurts. AND all my arm muscle vanished because i'm a tall skinny lazy pig. i can't say big fat.

someone got me lip gloss that i wanted so much! YAY! thanks.

my day: BRACES AND INGROWN ARMPIT HAIR.


*singing* TIMMY GOT HIS BRACESS TIMMY GOT HIS BRACESS. yay! right. i don't know why i'm excited fo him. but, yay. oh, the other day one brace came loose from the tooth and today tim hadda go all the way back to orchard to get it stuck back on. now he's eating like an anorexic gurl. HAHA. ok sorry.

it's a cold cold day. I LIKE. :D only thing i have to pee more frequently lah, so irritating. later in the evening all them shepherd groupers are coming. SIGHS. and sighs. it's sad to say, but i really find my granny irritating today. she's going real deaf and she likes to ask questions from afar, expecting an answer. gg deaf and talking afar isn't a good combination. :( FRUSTRASIONE.

saw more lil clips of beloved hmong these few days! GO TIMMY! the part were we leave and don't want to leave. TEARJERKER! ok lah not really. but when i watch it i remember how i felt, so it's sad. on a lighter note : got a few stupid clips of me LAR. paisehpaiseh.

THANK THE GOOD LORD i passed my tests.

oh yahh. i shan't grosse you guys out and make myself look like some armpit obsessed freak lar. ingrown hairs hurt loh. *ouchey* i managed to pluck it out and now i have a swollon armpit pore and my eyes hurt from looking sideways in that weird angle for so long. life is goood.

the other day my when the whole family was talking the subject of me being able to pass of as a 17 or even 18 year old [depending on how blind the person is] came up and i was an object of envy and ironically, ridicule. then my mom told me to get a hsband that's way older than me next time, or.. here it comes, the mean words of wisdom.. I MAY END UP LOOKING LIKE HIS MOTHERR. ouch in the heart, mommy! tagboard poll: how old do i look. your comments grreatly appreciated.

this is bran. bran's original name was brandy, the name which he used for two years while he was with his previous owner. over there he had a wife and two pups. his owner for some appearant reason couldn't manage so many dogs, and wanted to get rid of bran. i think she chose him mainly because he kept 'harrassing' his wife. before he got neutered, he was uncontrollably insane in the presence of female dogs. anyways one day when hewas here already his jewels got infected, and nomatter how purebred he was we had to get them snipped off. i shall give you a moment to be squeamish.

so my aunt bought him for me despite my dad's practical views of not wanting to clean up and spend money over a dog. she bought food and collars and everything for him (which isn't cheap, mind you) for the first year or so. after that it was all history.

over the years bran has learned a variety of words. some of them are, bone bone, ear ear, milk milk, pong pong (bathe), no no!, go!, whose!, you want to ___, walk walk, lulu (the groomer who he is in love with), shee shee, ham ham (oh, he hates that word.), lick lick, eat, where?, comb comb, and the best one of all, jie jie. that's me. beware, if you irritate him he'll let out a huge sigh through his nose and blow nose water all over you. he also enjoys sitting on the section of newspaper you're reading and scratching it all to shreds if you read on the floor. he likes you to punch him lightly so he'll have a reason to bite your fist and use it as a chew toy. e's scared of tall people but doesn't mind smelly people. if you're a stranger and you lunge at him suddenly he'll get a moment of diarreah and, well i'll just say you'll stink after that. that's why i think in his ancestry there's a skunk somewhere. he gets nightmares and wails real loud or growls in his sleep. he's a known snorer. he hates the yakult deliverey woman, or any delivery person for that matter. his favourite snack is pigs ear, well, after hamsters, but he's never eaten one before. (thank God) so that pretty much sums up the quirks of bran. he's lovely, isn't he? :D

BONDING
community bonding day was ok. timmy took stupid stupid stupid vids of me acting as a newscaster because i was bored. you ca't really hear what i was saying because i was just muttering nonsense. he played it back on the big TV at home and my parents were laughing. they laughed at me. :|


so, what did the guys do whilst bonding awkwardly? john,timlow, zhiyang,and my brother were guided by fireman JX, doing the thigs a fireman would do,just, simplified. :) they played with the IMPULSE LAZER NUCLEAR SUPERSLICING COMPLICATED MAKES-YOU-MACHO GUN. minus the middle five words. the looked amazed, all giving the same reaction after shooting. like a new horizon had dawned upon their souls. plain euphoria. and they all said, WAHHH. as if it were a part of the procedure. moving on. mist gun, fire extinguisher, blah, save the people, walk through a collapsed building made of trash bags, blah blah blahh, joy ride up the firetruck's ladder, and act macho while you're doing everything. here's a conversation i made with a man in uniform while he was strapping safety gear on me for my joy ride.

nah. helmet.

how to wear one .. pfft.

*he crams it on my head and straps the strap over MY MOUTH.*

this one around the waist.

have to wear all this for wad?

safety lah.

huh? that means can drop one ah.

erm. no. yah but shouldn't lah.

but can lah.

just in case only.

but CAN drop lah.

won't one.

but CAN lah.

gogogo.

* i have successfully irritated a fireman. :D *

after tt i tried to get the fireman in the ladder box to go higher and HE LET! heehee.
after that tim and i WALKED all the way home, just like how we GOT there. so tiring lah.

HAHA today while we were walking out of church in the corridoor someone shouted to my mom, HELLO SEXY. then i did my booming laugh and went to find raye to share the joke. there were ppl in the corridoor and they were like, shocked and giving weird expressions. SO CUTE LARRR.

timmy got another two teeth plucked out yesterday while i was shopping. ouch rite?
then he was scraping dried blood out of his mouth in front of me and raye and touching all thecamera equipment lar. SICK.

YAY! yesterday was shopping day with raye! in a certain perspective it seems disasterous because we hardly bought ANYTHING. i think one item each only. YALAR. but we got to walk and talk lots, which was the funn-est part. ate BELOVED MOS BURGER! and a certain party had guts enough to inquire how the pay was like there. after covering the entire [almost] causeway point we trained and bussed our way back to my place to waste time watching dumb stuff and HMONG VIDS. hmong vids were touching. sent raye to the bus stop and THE END.

EE later going yishun firestation. sounds boring.

yesteday was the second day of the conference and once again it was just the two of us ladees, plus bran. no more shopping since mom was working, and i had school to do. spent the first half of the day doing housekeeping and changing th hamster cage. i cooked chese prata for mommy for lunch too. WAHAHAHA. cheese prata. the ingredients are : garlic spread, egg, sugar, cheese, and of course, the prata. i felt like an iron chef mann. :) had some probs with beloved math so i spent like, one and a half hours with my mom sorting it out. then she had to go sleep before work and i went on to slought it out wih my school work.


EEE i got 2 new pimples on my face lehh! so ugry lar i tell you. in everything give thanks. *repeats 100 times*


*head bursts open*

tim's been staying over at my friend's house cause her parents arein charge of the conference thing tt's been going on. my dad's been attending the conference to, so it was just me and mommy yesterday. we figured since everyone is having hols and she'd be off to work today, we'd go shopping and have some fun. so yesterday we sent my granny to dialysis and went out. a first we wanted to go to OG cause there's a sale of some sort there and cause we're poor people. winks. but my mom wasn't feeling good so we just went to northpoint. bought a grey denim skirt from ella and a tee from baleno, at which we saw two transverstites and my mom freaked. i laughed. she kept talking about it the whole day after that. HAHAA.

no reply leh. f5. no reply leh. no reply leh. f5. f5. f5. no reply leh.

last nite the americans from the US navy came over for dinner! their names are tim and brian. tim has two lovely lil girls and brian had four loely kids, three boys and a girl. talk about coincidence, his oldest boy is 16 followed by his 14 year old daughter. 16 and 14! 16! *grins* LOL. anyways i got an email add and i'm awaiting a reply. dinner was good with their company, and for once i felt really tiny. the whole house shrunk. the spoons and forks shrunk. it was funny. most of the time they were talking to my dad [also from navy, so, logically] and they were talking about how hard it was to be a christian there and how sad they were to be away from their families. they wanted encouragement and fellowship, and knowing my dad, he gave them all they wanted. they left at about 10 to go try teh aliah [ginger tea. my fav!] an they LOVED IT. take that, tim lee and low and all you ginger tea despising people!! HAHAA!

some nice things that happened.

they exclaimed my mama's food excellent.
they ate alot. well, tim did.
they didn't hit their heads on the ceiling. thank God.
it was raining. nice weather.
I GOT THE EMAIL ADD!

church was a lil different today cause we were celebrating t'chers day. everything themed with t'chers. OH YAH before tt there was a lesson on accepting concequences .. or sth. anyways the teens pushed the mike to me and made me summarize everything to the whole church, as in representing the teens lah. AAAAAH! i'm so bad at public speaking lah. i just messed up. it felt like i had diarreah, publicly. i said alotta crap lah, dono if relevent anot. then i could see people frowning and giving that you're struggling, aren't you kind of smile, you know, with sympathetic eyebrows. SIGHS. had Lord's supper today ad i was staring at the tiny cup remembering how i broke one when i was 10 or so. i was trying to make it suck onto my palm by squeezing it gently and pressing it on and then letting go. those cups don't take squeezing very well, i tell you. anyway it broke and i just stacked it up in the pile pretending nth happened and returned home feeling like i'd killed someone. good times. :P

gave out all those magnetoes and bookmarkies and i still gotta make more cause there's not enough. had lunch with my two budds at SSC's BK and stuffed ourselves with beef and mushroom and onions.

went to ABM for their anniversary too! so good to see those faces. gotta see the all famous jamie, but too bad i didn't introduce myself. not sure why. anyways, cheryl and hao chuan were there as well. still the same. hao chuan likes his buttons low. didn't see jacob or tingshan there. jemy likes sitting with me now. don't know why. she's a good girl, though. i don't mind her bugging me and copying answers. it's kinda fun.

public (quite public) apology to everyone who was irritated by raye and my mood swings. especially those when we laughed so boomingly loud that the moonman heard it. i do no apologise for taking stupid pics but i do apologise for obstructing ppl's and probably your way whilst doing so.

oh my granny went to ABM too. she's so happy. good for her.

HAHA. oh my goodness so funny lar. my granma just flung a few pairs of panties at me and said my mom bought them for her but they're too small and she can't wear them. for me? they're like parachutes. too big, i told her, but she kept insisting i tried them on before making any insulting comments. SIGHS. but it's still so funny. HAHA.


been slogging over a few essays today. english requirements. :( sadsadsadness. timmy also went for his dental today. got two huge teeth extracted. gonna do bracies! like finally. :D


later still ot SG here. my head hurts. chinese songs. *crys*